Uncle Johnny - The Killers
“I wanna go out tonight
Come a little closer to the city lights
Levitation aint your only friend
Levitation coming back again”oh god yesssssssssss i listened to this everyday
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Quagmire: “You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife, the man who pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and that is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard, and you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing and you always say “oh I’ll catch you later” but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend that you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos, and yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat and that’s why you like him so much. He’s you! God, you’re pretentious. And you delude yourself by saying you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn’t write me that note. She would’ve known there was no “a” in the word definite. And you know what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda on how we should “legalize pot man”, how big business is crushing the underclass and homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I worked down at the soup kitchen Brian, and I’ve never seen you down there! You want to help, GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because “religion is for idiots!” Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How is that son of yours you never see? But you know what, I could forgive all of that, ALL OF IT…if you weren’t such a bore! That’s the worst of it, Brian. You’re just a big sad alcoholic bore!
Thanks for the fucking steak.”
Eheh, i love you too :))) HAHA
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SCRANTON, PA—After nearly six years on the air, NBC’s hit show The Office ended abruptly Thursday when documentary filmmaker Ian Sheffield announced that he and his crew had all the footage of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company’s Scranton branch required for their project. “In retrospect, we really over-shot this thing by an enormous margin,” said Sheffield, adding that he likely had more than enough good material after filming a British workplace from 2001 to 2003. “We would have finished much earlier if one employee or another didn’t insist on being interviewed every three minutes. And I have no idea why we were invited to Jim and Pam’s wedding. All of that stuff is totally unusable.” Sheffield said that the footage will be drastically cut down and used primarily as B-roll for the planned 90-minute educational film about paper manufacture and production.
(via The Onion)
The Powerpuff Girls episode “Meet the Beat-Alls” with the Beatles references replaced by the actual songs.
THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS FUNNY AS IT IS TO ME. I remember this episode <3
this was actually pretty interesting
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biker dog is hardcore. his laser eyes burn right through me.
and the muffin on that tablecloth? it works for him because hes a bamf.
but guys my thumb can be straight too
and MINE DOESNT LOOK AS FUCKED UP AS THE HITCHHIKERS THUMB WHEN I DO IT PROPERLY
if you can get it that far back, its a hitchhikers thumb. everyone can make them straight. your thumb is normal lol, stop worrying about it.
when he does the different voices lmao xD
THE FUCK IS A HITCHHIKERS THUMB?
SHOULD I BE WORRIED OMG
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumbs.htm
that. and no.
i think my thumbs are double jointed..
idk my wrists are super double jointed and my thumb has always looked really weird. so i think its double jointed too.
it’s a hitchhikers thumb! doesnt look double jointed though…
